My FAVORITE show!!! RT @gregpalmsprings Jessica looks fab with her new look and yes it takes a village or trailer park #MyrtleManor

RT @paulypeligroso I can't wait for when Ke$ha has to downgrade to Ke¢ha. Then down to KeFOODSTAMPha.

To all those who've ever called Monet Leann Orystick a C U Next Tuesday ass BITCH...... You're absolutely right.

I want to wish a happy birthday day to my bestie in honor of her Daddy,without him,she wouldn't be here, and my ...  http://tmi.me/JyFfG 

RT@occupyla Please join us in by tweeting against #SOPA #PIPA&#NDAA -Keep Freedom of Speech & the Web Open to All.No Internet Blacklist Bill

Dear Robert Barathion, No.That's all. -See Ned?! That wasn't hard at all!! #Idiot

My effing head again.... Wtf man!!!!! It hurts so bad :-(

Yeah... It is... And it's a mess... Every. Time..... RT @thathippiemonet Apparently, getting "Monet and Krystal wasted" is a thing.

My boss trying to sabotage tomorrow's 4am ad set....  http://instagram.com/p/ZeMz54GK4d/ 

Yaaaaaaaay found these at world market and thought of @jayandsteve @jdcrandall73 pic.twitter.com/LHWZDwbqML

Me-no bread griff we're going gluten free. Jason-ew!!!! Me-no, it'll be good, we'll get Udis bread, it's yum!!! Jason-yeah... UTERUS bread!

I have decided that I'm moving in with Josh and Isaac... I may be too drunk everyday to go to work again..But they won't mind. #DrunkForever

How many times do you have to pee in the pool before they throw you out???????..... Apparently more than three...... #HappyBirthdayMonet!!!!

If I decide to get into an argument..... I'm not going to lose. My words are too good and my brain is too fast. #IKnowMath #Science

To the people that have been lined up since noon for the 8pm sale.. You're wasting precious family time.Time that other people wish they had

My friend and his family lost everythig to a fire on wed, these are good people, the best, please help. http://t.co/pPYhMt37 via @fundrazr

RT @klassyfucker In some Prison somewhere a GIANT black guy is licking his lips hoping that Jerry Sandusky will be his #freshfish

I don't want to work anymore. PERIOD. ok... I'm getting up now, but NOT because I want to, but because I'm the only one with a job.

RT@themikewhite The only unnatural thing abt ths argument is that anyone gives a rat's ass abt wht Kirk Cameron has 2 say in the year 2012

RT @guyendorekaiser Hey Focus on the Family, leave football commercials to beer, and beer will leave hating gay people to you.