@MissMAB's (WorkerBee) most faved Tweets...
Me? I'm just removing my eye with my pen for fun, nothing to do with your droning nonsensical blather, so don't mind me.
Dear coworker, that 1.5hr long conversation you had about your night out was so enthralling I can't get this letter opener out of my ear.
Everyone in this meeting should thank me for holding back my nonexistant mutant powers. Otherwise, everyone would be imaginary dead.
Hubbie: You showed shoulder, in Victorian times you would be labeled a whore. Me: Well I limboed under that bar long ago.
I have moved my pile of To Do Crap from one corner of my desk to another and deleted voicemails without listening to them. I AM productive.
BTW, just typing SyFy makes me irritated. I would like to punch whoever suggested that change right in the face. REPEATEDLY.
Candy Corn, the lunch of champions! Well, if champions were desk-bound, jittery & insane. DON'T TOUCH MY CANDY CORN!
Someday I dream I will control an army of man-eating office equipment. "FEED IT THE TONER OF BLOOD" I should probably go home now.
Was there a time when managers ACTUALLY did something, or do they mindwipe them right before the promotion?
So many people out in the world multitasking badly & I can't even get my users to exist AND think at the same time.
For today, "I agree with you," means you have the decision making capacity of a demented syphilitic monkey, and I don't lose my job.
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