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I'd love to bury my face in my cat's fuzzy fur but I also value my eyes being in their sockets so.. No.
Just realised I can identify the kinds of burgers available here in town by smell? Anyway, fine choice, fellow McChickenlover/bustraveller!
Twitter is so great! It's basically talking to yourself, but instead of a one way-ticket to the looney bin you receive stars and praise!
Some people just permanently don't get it
Oh dolletjes, de grote Jezus quiz komt erop vanavond!
I'm a spoiled brat :)
Gezocht: 'sociaal leven'. Locatie van kwijtraken: Ergens in een gigantische berg leer- en huiswerk.
My history teacher is still absent tomorrow. She's such a dramaqueen. I overcame my Valentine's Day's depression in an hour.
It's amazing what can slip through a tiny rip in the lining of your bag; keys, borrowed keys, spare keys, borrowed spare keys, sanity..
Epke Zonderland took my breath away just now. So gracious! #olympics
Did my phone just rickroll me? This is all very unsettling.
'The Dicktator' - excellent title for a nazi porno movie
Het gras is groen
De lucht is blauw
Dit is een statement
Het is gewoon alweer licht. We komen de club uit en het is alweer licht. LICHT. #mindfuck
Was greeted with Greek goddess, princess and roman emperor today so yeah, I'm gonna keep that hippie hairaccessoire
I have not yet written a 'bio' because a major studio owns the rights to my remarkable story.