Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I bet mexicans look at my car and think of how much better they could have washed it
Because beans give you wings! Wait, I think I messed that up.
Jimmy Kimmel is cute but not cute & Young looking but old looking at the same time. Basically, he freaks me the fuck out.
Uh maybe people keep asking cause You're the one MIA... Dumb✋
The time you wait x's three. *shrug*
Tabitha is the shit.
Forgive me for untying my running shoes but I'm tired of chasing you down.
My dad just pulled a 3 inch stitch out.... *eyes rolling back, vomit rolling up*😳
Hurricane, but you can call me Candy Cane... wait...
I just had a laugh attack at the new hot guys DL photo, tears & everything. He didnt seem pleased. Yep. Totally just cock blocked myself.
Story of my life ...
You can always tell a crack head by the bloat of their belly, or their gum to teeth ratio
If dogs and their owners look a like then I'm pretty sure the same goes with Volkswagen Bugs and their owners