The age she lost her virginity has fuck all to do with her innocence. Ask when she started counting calories instead.

Amanda Palmer, (v.) to make a thing not about you into a platform for self promotion under the premise of intellectualism or art.

It's legal to pay someone like $6/h to wear a Statue of Liberty costume & dance on the street, but blowjobs are too degrading to charge for?

"Can I play on Khan Academy? I had a 7 hour dream about math last night, and need to get it out of my system." --My ten year old son. <3

Dear "feminists": stop disparaging my choice to work in the ONLY FIELD where being female puts me at an economic advantage. #kthxbai

The worst part of indie sex work is there is no staff lounge with bad coffee to catch up with the girls, which is why Twitter is important.

Men who won't date anyone bigger than a size 6 sure get real offended when you won't date anyone who makes less than 6 figures.

Don't call me a survivor when the only thing I'm surviving is your ill-informed value judgement about who I am and where I've been. #sexwork

The people who say homos ruin marriages probably actually mean, "Boy, would my wife ever kill me if she knew how much I love cock! LOL!"

You say we sell our bodies; we talk about emotional labor and intellectual capital. One thing about hookers: we know our own value.

I like learning new words because I like to be very, very precise when telling people to fuck off.

When you say I should lower my fee because "supply and demand," you're forgetting there is only one of me, and you're being REAL demanding.

I love when RadFems act like my clients are degenerates. Yeah, they're MY clients, but they're YOUR dads and husbands...

SO CUTE when dates ask me about STDs, as though civilian girls have half the safety and testing standards that sex workers do.

What's the point of a pretty girl with no bite, and never anything contrary to say? I've never seen plain honey on a dessert menu.

Yeah, okay. I blogged about it. #radfem #whenantisattack  http://littlemissobdurate.wordpress.com/2013/03/03/hashtags-radfem-whenantisattack/ …

Darwin died with SO MANY questions unanswered. Like, wtf is the biological purpose behind my sexual attraction to perpetually sarcastic men?

Rt if you joined twitter because you were just aching for life advice from men who consider paying for blowjobs their hobby.

"I have a very high-profile job and need to be incredibly discreet" = "I'm a software engineer with some friends + a mortal fear of my wife"

Pretty dumb how men buy sex just because they don't want to admit they're actually shopping for emotional nourishment.