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"bitches get crazy when they don't eat"
when i waitressed in high school, i abbreviated cream of mushroom soup - cum (and giggled to myself every time) #simple
Sometimes I can't help showing off to my cat how awesome it is to have thumbs
Apparently being hit on in this neighborhood includes questions like "are you a cop?"
On the way to NASA. Just told the 15 year olds, "When I was your age Pluto was a planet"
I am a short girl with an umbrella. In short, I'm a menace.
Newsflash. I just had a dream within a dream. I may have broke my brain.
Never mistake a cat for chapstick
Just passed a kid pushing a toy double stroller with a doll and stuffed dog in it, which apparently it was meant for. The world is fucked.
And when I say to go fuck yourself, I mean to do so with no joy.
I like to go down to the beach in my pjs and slippers, because I'm a classy bitch
Will be at 233 N Franklin Tpke, Ramsey New Jersey 07446, trying to get donations to bring to Rockaway, NY from 9-10
platypus = duck otter
I totally manufactured memories of eatting Stay Puft brand marshmallows specifically as a kid. Damn you Ghostbusters.