A man acting like less of a man is not acting like a woman. he's acting like a child, a boy. I'm not a lesser version of a man.

It's easy to come on Twitter and brag about how picky you are abt women's flaws, meanwhile your gf looks like Forrest Whitaker w/a side bang

A woman on FB said that her 3 year old daughter's babysitter took her to a salon and got her hair relaxed without her permission. Listen.

MARRIAGE EQUALITY RT @chickfila: RT and fill in the blank: A Spicy Chicken Sandwich goes best with ___________.

She took a pic of herself every day while she was in an abusive relationship.  http://youtu.be/Ertu9_MhFiM 

I hate when people ask me questions and stay stuff to me

I just wanna spend my evenings lighting incense and eating Popeyes

X__X RT @sportstwitz: At halftime before Beyonce hit that 1st note look at your girl and say, "When was the last time we really talked?"

Rice Krispies is trash. If I want my cereal to talk to me, I'll take LSD.

Goldilocks and the 3 Bears is a story about gentrification. She broke into THEIR house, and the audacity to criticize THEIR food and beds.

Why is everything Black people do making the news? "Why Black People Drink Juice" "Studies Show that the Blacks Sleep When They're Tired"

I really hate those lying ass children's books about Thanksgiving, that show the pilgrims and Native Americans smiling and playing Connect 4

The people in your head don't count, sir RT @realdonaldtrump Lots of people are asking whether or not I should have run for President

I feel sorry for the people who just genuinely want to know who Mike Jones is.

I think a lot of dudes are obsessed w/the side chick topic, bc they like to pretend that they have that kinda life.

Joe Biden is somewhere taking shots of Hennessy off his wife's back and preparing to iron his patriotic durag

People fail to realize that depression doesn't "look" a certain way. Your personality can even affect how your depression manifests itself.

He...is a toucan RT @freshjohnson: ::goes to see if Tucan Sam is a pelican or not before i attempt to comment::

"You don't have an iPhone? Why not? Let me give you 3241 reasons why you should own one. Have you accepted the gospel of Steve Jobs?" -__-

#FF RT @heyassante What's grande my nigga? What's Trenta my killah? What's that blend-in? Vanilla? RT @fcukologist Niggas in Starbucks.