It's easy to come on Twitter and brag about how picky you are abt women's flaws, meanwhile your gf looks like Forrest Whitaker w/a side bang

#TOTY RT @jordanrubin I like a rapper that cares. Sure, Mystical tells you to shake your ass. But he also tells you to watch yourself.

I hate when people ask me questions and stay stuff to me

#TOTY RT @ProfessorBLove I hate when I forget to turn my swag off before I go to bed and wake up covered in bitches.

#TOTY RT @TheDiLLon1 Got a lightskinned friend look like Aunt Viv, Got a dark-skinned friend look like Aunt Viv.

Part of being a friend is letting your friends know when they fuck up. It's not going along with everything they do. Then you're a yes man.

Why is everything Black people do making the news? "Why Black People Drink Juice" "Studies Show that the Blacks Sleep When They're Tired"

I feel sorry for the people who just genuinely want to know who Mike Jones is.

#FF RT @heyassante What's grande my nigga? What's Trenta my killah? What's that blend-in? Vanilla? RT @fcukologist Niggas in Starbucks.

It's ginuwinely ludacris to treat fabolous people like outkasts just because they're gay.

RT @TheFreshKing CRYING. RT @TacoBell You're not scheduled for today. RT @KeriHilson Just got GREAT NEWS!!! Now back to work.

#FF RT @MORGisme ( ._.)/ | \(._. ) press your hand against the window with me when you visit me in jail, so I know it's real.

#TOTY RT @vinabean "I THINK I'M HARRIET TUBMAN. FREDERICK DOUGLAS. WHIPPED AND WORKED. FOR RACIAL JUSTICE."

I just wanna spend my evenings lighting incense and eating Popeyes

"You don't have an iPhone? Why not? Let me give you 3241 reasons why you should own one. Have you accepted the gospel of Steve Jobs?" -__-

#TOTY RT @MsReyda Cinderella was the original hoodrat. She had birds & rats as friends, only went out to party & wore clear heels.

http://tinyurl.com/2w9t8ew RT @1Omarion hahahah #HOMOTHUG LOL!!

RT & help @imchrislewis find his autistic sister Janice Lewis. Last seen on the D train @ 2:15pm: http://t.co/tY6RjrhO

#TOTY RT @jordanrubin Hostage or not, sometimes it's just nice to be held.

You wanna impress me? Buy me a house on the first date. Or pay for the date with rare gold coins