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I think love letters should make a comeback.
Back in the news: Corduroy pillows - Making headlines.
The witch in Hansel & Gretel is misunderstood. I mean the woman builds her dream house and these kids come along and start eating it..
Dear America's Best Dance Crew, which 7 Eleven do you hope to work at when the show ends.. Same question applies to the host Mario Lopez?
I am completely unhinged in the cutest possible way..
I do not take drugs. I am drugs.
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer has his nose cut off due to skin cancer. Christmas is cancelled. Sorry kids.
Its so fucking hot. I've melted into Kevin Bacon and now I want to dance under piers.
since I'm not at work today, I hope it burns down.
Oh my god!
John and Kate + 8 - John = Kate + Boob Job.
I want a "Jetsons" shower with a travellator so I don't have to move. #SoFuckingTiredAndCantBeBotheredMoving.com
I wish I had 67 REAL friends.. Just think of the birthday presents!
It was a half empty bottle of "Dare" in the "Trunk".
I doubt things could be any more fucked than they already are.
Just lost another follower, I was soooo much more popular on the short bus.
No you can't have your fucking pencil sharpener back! How old are you? #ItsMyFavourite
Close your eyes I'm getting dressed.
Just downloaded the Smurf app. It isn't as good as it could have been...I'm so Blue.
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure..