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Global warming debunked: NASA report verifies carbon dioxide actually cools atmosphere http://www.naturalnews.com/040448_solar_radiation_global_warming_debunked.html … via @healthranger Interesting
Oh Memphis, your city has produced so much good music. And you play Journey during timeouts.
OMG...FIVE more days of work...FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can we all just assume the people who share EVERY picture they see on fb have no life?
NBA Playoffs > Everything.
saw a sign that said ENTRANCE so I hypnotized the door
*Twitter casually ignores Perkins' defense on Marc Gasol forcing a tough pass that led to a turnover*
I just want a girl with several human organs
My six year old said she was going to marry a tree when she grows up and with that unibrow, she just might.
Her: What do you get for someone who has everything?
Me: I don’t know… ointment?
if it wasn't for emojis i would have killed myself YEARS ago
These days I'm never really asleep, nor am I ever really awake.
Chase your dreams until they leave you alone
Can I have that llama?
That's an alpaca, but yes you may
*Alpaca smiles at camera*
"Alpaca my bags"
*studio audience goes effin nuts*
Avid quilter, hip-hop artist, seventh grade teacher.