Global warming debunked: NASA report verifies carbon dioxide actually cools atmosphere  http://www.naturalnews.com/040448_solar_radiation_global_warming_debunked.html … via @healthranger Interesting

Just a chill night with @coach_aelliott @mister_elliott @tuck_hurt

I'm 75% sure that I have a cracked front tooth! #yikes I don't want too look like a hill billy!

Oh Memphis, your city has produced so much good music. And you play Journey during timeouts.

OMG...FIVE more days of work...FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Free Technology for Teachers: Create Quizzes in Edcanvas  http://ow.ly/kQz1m  #edchat #edtech #edapps

Can we all just assume the people who share EVERY picture they see on fb have no life?

NBA Playoffs > Everything.

saw a sign that said ENTRANCE so I hypnotized the door

KD's go-ahead jump with the NBA's awesome phantom cam:  http://youtu.be/63KGYxRKacA 

WOW! Police shootout caught on tape. NSFW.  http://bit.ly/17Glzsj   http://fb.me/1i3TSvvv4 

*Twitter casually ignores Perkins' defense on Marc Gasol forcing a tough pass that led to a turnover*

I just want a girl with several human organs

My six year old said she was going to marry a tree when she grows up and with that unibrow, she just might.

Her: What do you get for someone who has everything?

Me: I don’t know… ointment?

if it wasn't for emojis i would have killed myself YEARS ago

These days I'm never really asleep, nor am I ever really awake.

Chase your dreams until they leave you alone

@mister_elliott I just did a chip drink and thought about you lol.

Can I have that llama?
That's an alpaca, but yes you may
*Alpaca smiles at camera*
"Alpaca my bags"
*studio audience goes effin nuts*