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Happy Birthday, Robert Redford!!! The most beautiful man God ever created. Case closed. Thank you, God.
Look people, the power is out until 3pm. The silence is mocking me. It won't be long before I start going Wilson up in here. Where's my bat.
Sober sex is depressing... not unlike sober twitter.
R.I.P. Peter Falk. You will be remembered and greatly missed. Columbo, The In-Laws, Wings of Desire. Just one more thing...
Not unlike the Marlins, I travel with my own ball dude.
I was murdered once in May, and it is dead that I shall stay. Though my flesh still lingers on, my heart is starless as dawn.
I'm just like a robot... only not as warm.
I still miss Chris Farley.
I'm so glad I ate the chocolate cake.
Mmmm... chocolate cake. Breakfast of champions.
Wow...now they have fake pregnancy tests to trick men.Really? Really girls? Have you learned nothing from the Golden Girls? Boys on the side
Be aware other teams...Giants fans r making a list of players who violate r team. Enjoy your short moment of glory.We R COMING 4 U.#sfgiants
It's open season on the Giants. A damn free for all and I am SICK of it. The other teams can't win by playing clean baseball.
I want a cotton candy machine... I just do.