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I now have twitter neck.
If I was a car, and motivation my fuel, this bitch would be up on blocks today.
I just called a moth "dude". I'm too old for this shit.
A lysol commercial just told me to disinfect the things that I touch most... I think this is going to sting a little.
My dr said to eat morr taco bell. He actually said "less mcdonalds" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant.
Any swing is a sex swing. My neighbor doesn't agree.
I'm only here to read. If I like it, I will retweet.