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I've made an executive decision that Fuck Yeah Friday (FYF) is the new TGIF. Plz notify the press.
if anyone needs me to develop an internet crush on them, i'm really good at that.
Somebody fucking impress me.
Jon Bones Jones just dropped Lyoto like a microphone after a real dope rap song.
Remembering how fucking awesome it is to feel attractive>>>>>
i think a ghost just grabbed my ass. nice.
People saying you banged someone you didn't is maybe the most infuriating thing ever.
Incidentally, I kinda wanna date a Jewish dude. Just cause I haven't yet. But beggars can't be choosers.
IT'S A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE, FUCKERS! hey-ohhhhhhhhh!
My sex hair game is fucking outrageous, bro
My talents include the giving and receiving of words.
if people aren't whining over bullshit, they're bragging about how they used to whine over bullshit but now they totally don't
Pretty much all my Facebook friends are potty training their kids, so thank god im getting constant updates on how that's going.
Eating an orange is like life
All I'm saying is what if Magic Johnson was jk about the aids?