My boss says he needs to speak to me... *packing my stuff*

When you are done crying yourself to sleep, you might feel better... but you will still be pathetic.

Today my boss questioned my intelligence...
Related: Today my boss ate humble pie...

Greetings from the shitty side of the equator...

Scratch that, he probably just wants to come out of the closet

If someone on the southern hemisphere says something is the best "this side of the equator".It jus means whatever the're refering to is crap

The real performance was in the Venda guys pants... #sama

@swiftsammyt @unusuai_facts anything over 2 seconds is cuddling.

I take pictures on random places an reply to "where are you?" messages with them.

Just found all my missing socks next to Kim Kardashian's virginity...

You can determine how much of a douchebag someone is by the number of ice cubes they take.

I hope someone is working on a way to stash cash inside an ebook.

We are all 2 or 3 decisions away from being hated by everyone we know... Kinda cool if you think about it.

That awkward moment when someone wakes up from a coma and asks for their pager.