My bipolar brings out the best, and worst in me...

Now, shut up cunt and fuck me hard while I kiss your neck and cry.. I love you.

I'm not horny....


I'm just rubbing my clit to keep it warm.

I'm not here to make friends and influence people...

It's twitter, for fucks sake...

I'm here because I hate people.

There's nothing quite like a broken heart to make you wanna fuck every stranger in the street.

I'm not a camera whore. I'm just a whore on camera.

I smoke, I drink, I swear, I do drugs, I fuck on first dates, I lie, I cheat, I kill, and eat meat.


But I don't chew my fingernails.

I'm not horny because I don't get sex...

I'm just horny!

I do two hundred kegels a day....



What's your excuse for being a tight cunt?

A star fuck and a retweet is like double penetration!



Oh i love that double penetration!

When I got my 100th follower, I was so excited that I violently masturbated all night...


When I hit 500 I'll do the same, and tape it.

Maybe I'm bored, maybe it's the meth, but I really want to paint the roof.

You know you need more pussy when your yelling out to chicks "show us your tweets"

My vibrator and i are about to fight!!!


Then have angry make up sex.

I'm not a whore!
I'm a slut....



Whores get paid to do what I do for free.

That's enough small talk, let's just fuck already!

It's not like I go out and just fuck every man I meet... I also have sex with women.

If its true that you get what you give I'm entitled to some fantastic sex

I could ride this high, and your face, all night long.

Licking your hard cock from the base to the tip, sucking your balls and telling somebody else I wish it was them.

That's ok right?

Size dosn't matter...





Ok, I'm lying!