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Neil Armstrong: "1 small step for man. 1 giant leap for mankind."
Lance Armstrong: "On your wife or in cycling, cheat like a motherf%^*er!"
.@samgrittner announced his residency at MANIFESTO! tonight to work on an album to be produced by @theexcomedy: https://www.facebook.com/mo.fathelbab.5/posts/10151994588823326 …
Wrote a screenplay entitled "Pro-MO-theus" where it's just me hanging out with Idris Elba on a spaceship, hollering at the ladies.
My LA therapist ran out sobbing when talking about my bullying ex-GF. My NY therapist, a very accomplished woman, just offered to fight her.
Working on starting a live standup show in Los Angeles. More news to come...
The safest place to be this week was in my version of Springfield in "The Simpsons: Tapped Out".
I'm opening a hardware store with some friends called "Tool and The Gang".
I run The Experiment (@theexcomedy), which produces live comedy shows in NYC & LA, and comedic content for the web.