A whole sections on mustaches in a store !Thought of you @qu4rtkn33. (Be my friend) http://t.co/a5aEIAfy

My heaven will smell like grilled cheese.

Remember the kid from 'Blank Check'? Let's see how he is doing now. http://t.co/jEElUtPV

ID checked by ABC in Gallettes. Check it off the bucket list.

Finally figured out what Denny Chimes bell tolls mean. It may have taken me 4 years, but by George, I think I've got it.

Awkward moment of the day: sitting across the table in the computer lab from the bouncer that kicked me out of innisfree. #thirstythursday

Just turned off my curling iron from Thursday. You're welcome for not burning down the house.

Bet that is a familiar feeling in Baton Rouge.

Happy Valentines Day! RT @uberfacts: Sea otters have been known to rape and drown baby seals.

Literally just looked at myself in the mirror and said, "Get your shit together, man!"

Physically can't remove myself from my bed. Also, I still think I'm having a heart attack.

My left arm has been numb for about 24 hours. Am I having a heart attack? Will I be excused from my test today?

Didn't even make it out of Pulbix before I cracked open my ZzzQuil. "Non-habit forming" my ass.

Literally just found a grey hair and now I'm crying.

Liking everyone on tinder maximizes resulted.

@carolinewoller RT @uberfacts: Coolio wrote a book called “Cookin’ With Coolio” - included “SaladEatin Bitches” & “Appetizers for That Ass.”

A typical Wednesday morning sophomore year. #tbt  http://instagr.am/p/Sn1WQZncuu/ 

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA! A gameday pin but instead of your sorority, your favorite food! Pizza <3's the Tide!

RT @gavinpivott: Definitely naming my first-born 'pizza.'

Have a crush on a married father of 3. New low.