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My heaven will smell like grilled cheese.
ID checked by ABC in Gallettes. Check it off the bucket list.
Finally figured out what Denny Chimes bell tolls mean. It may have taken me 4 years, but by George, I think I've got it.
Just turned off my curling iron from Thursday. You're welcome for not burning down the house.
Bet that is a familiar feeling in Baton Rouge.
Literally just looked at myself in the mirror and said, "Get your shit together, man!"
Physically can't remove myself from my bed. Also, I still think I'm having a heart attack.
My left arm has been numb for about 24 hours. Am I having a heart attack? Will I be excused from my test today?
Didn't even make it out of Pulbix before I cracked open my ZzzQuil. "Non-habit forming" my ass.
Literally just found a grey hair and now I'm crying.
Liking everyone on tinder maximizes resulted.
MILLION DOLLAR IDEA! A gameday pin but instead of your sorority, your favorite food! Pizza <3's the Tide!
Have a crush on a married father of 3. New low.