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Not enough people care that there is an actor named Rider Strong and he has never done porn.
Humans, they just keep right on breeding.
Jennifer Love Hewitt has at least two emotions.
It's gonna be all these apocalypse jokes that finally do us in.
The world is such a messed up place. Except for cheese fries.
You say women of ill repute like it's a bad thing.
There can be a lot of nobility in vulgarity, and vice versa.
Be the insufferable cunt you want to see in the world.
Tonight's drink: 1 part vodka, 2 parts vodka, splash of vodka
Wake us when we as a society have evolved past talking baby commercials.
Snooki is worth an estimated $4 million. Happy Labor Day!
Stop documenting the moment and just experience it, y'all.
Live every day like you've never heard a Smashmouth song.
Damn it feels good to be a jackass.
Leaving things to the imagination is a lost art.
It was the best of times, it was Donald Trump talking again.
That beret makes you look totes artistical.
Even Reese Witherspoon's arrest is predictable and full of rehashed dialogue.
Seeking a Burrito for the End of the Night
Hey there, bottom of the shot glass. How ya been?