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Just now, while alone in my apartment, I said to my cat, "Meow do you do, madam!" Nobody heard but, still, the angels wept.
"Minority" used to be a bad word but now it just means white.
Amy Winehouse & Norway: Let's all be real goddam careful how we throw about the word "tragedy" today.
That point about Rush Limbaugh having 4 wives and 0 kids and him being either impotent or using contraception, that's pretty strong.
I would start smoking again if it meant I could have more photos of me wearing a pea-coat, smoking.
Watching dorky Jewish kid hit on tall, white, shiksa with motorcycle helmet. "You are just full of mischief, aren't you. I mean, my word."
The cure to cancer was written on a piece of paper which was rolled into a joint and smoked. #420no #weedkills
It's gonna be so rad for those three guys who are into Dubstep when aliens finally arrive and it's the only language they speak.
"Guestimate," is a fantastic indicator that you don't know how thinking works yet.
"Feelings" are when you finish the whole pint of ice cream.