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All you Darwin-haters who distrust science? Stop using modern medicine, modern technology, and modern conveniences. Just die off. Please.
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Oh, I see. Your expertise in this subject came free with the suit. Got it.
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Atheists walk without crutches. Our accomplishments and our fuckups are our own responsibility. No god.
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Enough self-pity. Time to drink and move up to self-loathing.
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Yes, I will have another hard-boiled egg.

...no thank you; I'll salt it with my tears.
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White Rabbit: "I'm late! I'm late!"

Alice (pissed off, looking at calendar): "So am I."
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Creative is a lonely little town.
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Got soaked and battered by winds, but I made it to the Staples opening.

I HAZ FREE TOTE BAG, BITCHES.
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That free massage at the office today was more like an exploratory rebuke. I've felt more skillful impact from London Underground crowds.
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Tomorrow is the day my mom would have been 83. Wish I'd gotten a couple more visits in. L'chaim, you stubborn bitch.
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Vendor/partner described me as "imperious."

We are not amused.
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UPS came through. I will not die of high cholesterol or asthma next week.
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Given sufficient water on the Moon, can Orange Julius stands be far behind?
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If a university spends more student tuition on coddled, moronic jocks than on real students, it's no longer a university. Quit pretending.
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Just realized that Favstar is also a Twitter client as well as an ephemeral source of fleeting validation.
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Blocking salesdouche and rabid fringe followers. If only pubic hair was this easy to trim.
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kmwalshthatturtlegothscifigirlrongillmoreMrBigFistsiamnotdiddy
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Bar food recipe of the month: Grownup Mac & Cheese, with chorizo, chicken, pasta sauce, and a whole lot of hot diggity.
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Actually having breakfast in the morning is enormously helpful. I feel so much angrier than I usually do at this hour.
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First surgery bill received from rockstar hospital. Arrived with aromatherapy wet-wipe, relaxing tea, and an understanding hug.
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Even *I'm* not needy enough to want an invitation to a Windows 7 House Party.
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