@cebsilver I thought it better to let @beingmarci pose in a bikini for twitter than to keep sexting boys pics w/ strategically placed Oreos.

Dear @beingmarci, I'm sure @msncals knows NOTHING works better on a 1st date then yelling—"I'm stupid, easy, & live outta town!!" *SEXY*

Creativity is the greatest rebellion in existence. ~Osho

@beingmarci "Enjoy finding experts to dig and plow in my delicate soil"...OMG, MOVE OVER A. N. ROQUELAURE, THERE'S A NEW GAME IN TOWN!

@beingmarci Was gonna say something about how expensive Home Depot is, & how they make you pay with an arm and a...umm...but I decided not..

@beingmarci Reminder: Lounging in yoga pants, while eating Oreos & watching Friends reruns on Hulu is a righteous choice.

@beingmarci Maybe he just wants to get his tile on.

@chrisabraham Lost my mom 8 years ago this month, Chris. Still seems like yesterday. My thoughts & prayers are with you. <BIG HUG>

WOW. Life just got weirder. Nokia patents a tattoo that vibrates when you get a call http://t.co/iK636MiU (via @johnsw) #Technology #Tattoo

Architects design raised stadium-size "islands" for tsunami-ravaged communities in Japan. http://t.co/76bKsnQX #Design #Architecture #Japan

Incredible. Beautiful street art by El Mac. http://t.co/UUcGNAf9 #StreetArt #Art #Guitar #Spain

@npsteve @beingmarci Such small minds. #MilkshakeWaterbedsOreoPillowsHundredDollarBillCurtainsInMyValeColoradoMcMansionStockedWithUnicorns

@cebsilver @beingmarci Weird. Debauchery. Delightful.

Such a Daddy's Girl!!!

Okay, NOW it's weird.

*bowing to no one in particular*

@cebsilver @beingmarci GET weird?

[*stage whisper* I was under the impression you've read junior's writings?]

@beingmarci @cebsilver Indeed.

*rolling eyes surreptitiously toward no one in particular" ===>@npsteve

Whatever two consenting adults do is between them...I don't judge... MT @beingmarci Brace your elf. #ModifiedMondayTweets #MT

As I suspected... MT @beingmarci I'm just a girl, standing here, waiting to froth #WelcomeToModifiedMonday

@beingmarci My pleasure! :D [you know how I HATE this crap...UGH!!!!]

@beingmarci All acts of LOVE are meditation. ;)

@beingmarci I sincerely hope she is applying makeup to her face.