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Saw two definitive signs of Spring today: Robins and convertibles with the tops down.
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Tymethiefkambrocktammyphinney
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Everytime someone was asked at the Oscars, "Who are you wearing?" I wanted someone to go Buffalo Bill and say, "My neighbor."
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TymethiefJuan_LecheLockworld
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Only thing more frustrating than parking the farthest point away from the entrance, is someone leaving their space as you reach the entrance
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KillerwitTymethieftammyphinney
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I was told a story and then was asked "isn't that the funniest thing ever?" Based on that criteria, I had to disagree.
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EvokeTymethiefbedheadblonde
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So what time will the world end on 12-21-2012? Will I be able to sleep in and still be able to watch the apocalypse?
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Tymethiefavi1111bedheadblonde
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New French restaurant delivers coup de grâce with every meal.
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TymethiefMojoWildbedheadblonde
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Periodic Table replaced with Permanent Ottoman
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TymethiefMojoWildbedheadblonde
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Deer caught in headlights unexpectedly breaks into song and dance routine.
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mhecticMojoWildbedheadblonde
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Terror alert status elevated from "Look out!" to "Duck!"
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TymethiefMojoWildbedheadblonde
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Nurse with contagious personality quarantined.
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TymethiefMojoWildbedheadblonde
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Guy looking for open lane at grocery store: "are you open ma'am? Oh! I mean sir?" I think he was right the 1st time
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TymethiefMojoWildbedheadblonde
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Jogger takes road less traveled, gets mugged.
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kiyote23MojoWildbedheadblonde
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Heavy metal group attempting to travel incognito is revealed by airport metal detector.
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MojoWildmhecticbedheadblonde
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Olympic curling event not to be confused with area county fair's hurling event.
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Tymethieftammyphinney
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The "Irishman" in the new Iowa Lottery radio commercials sounds Scottish to me.
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ibrokethepianotammyphinney
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Thought my cold was coming back and affecting my ear. Nope, just a hearing aid battery going dead. #momentinmylife
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Tymethieftammyphinney
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Once I was at a video rental store and a little girl asked her dad if they could "watch 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' AGAIN?" #parentingfail
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TymethiefEvoke
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@Tymethief If you hear Doc Brown yelling about 1.21 gigawatts, make like a tree and get outta there!
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KillerwitTymethief
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Building's collapse exposes contractor's penchant for using construction paper.
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KillerwitTymethief
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J.D. Salinger joke labeled as too soon. Abe Vigoda joke labeled as too early.
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