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I just saw something that said "You become like the 5 people you spend the most time with." I'm screwed.
If not acting like a stupid, fake, brat means I won't have a bunch of friends, that is fine by me.
If you're a 10% tipper then fuck you, go eat shit.
White America is hands down my favorite Eminem song.
I can't even imagine what having snap chat in high school would have been like..
Do you ever just watch Inside Edition and LOL?
Can we cover Eric Decker maybe? I don't know.
Quitting my life and moving to Dallas to become a JFK conspiracy theory expert.
A retired marine at IHOP just paid for our meal because John is wearing his dress blues.
Driving around with Morgan is one of my favorite things ever.
Just bought chips, pizza rolls, diet coke, chocolate, and cat food from Hy-Vee. Saddest grocery trip ever.
If Ames can put light up towers by the interstate, they can put a stoplight at State and Mortensen.
"I hate girls who wear uggs and yoga pants to class every day." -boys who wear jeans and a sweatshirt to class every day.
Slept in instead of tailgating and I ain't even mad about it.
If I ever die, make a memorial fund for me and use it to leave servers absolutely bomb ass tips. Okay?
Now that I live alone there's nobody to yell at me for putting 50 cans of diet coke in the fridge at once.