Just found out that my name is synonymous with "ecstasy" in hip-hop circles. Proof to my parents that I've accomplished something in my life

Showing "Pretty in Pink" to my nine year old for the first time. She's "Team Duckie."

And also according to @xdannyxbrownx I am now the archetype for all "red-headed hoes"
#momissoproud #who'sgotstreetcred..thatsright

When California flirts with you... http://t.co/9yGCr1mY

@paulfeig
In my humble opinion, Freaks and Geeks was one of the best TV series of all time.

Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone are my favorite teen actors who aren't teen-agers since...Judd Nelson and Ally Sheedy back in the day.

I'm going to the gym. Do I stay in my binder or get back in when I return?#confused

http://t.co/kytiqsDf

Being on tour with the Beastie Boys & Run DMC in the 80s. Guys were all stand-up gentlemen, tho I'm sure they feared I was the band's Yoko.

I'm teaching Parker Posey how to tweet.

I never feed the trolls. They fart.

Bangs are better than Botox.

Reddit is my favorite thing to come out of the internet. It gives me the illusion that I'm getting smarter. http://t.co/TS4S6RKv

“@lettersofnote: A harsh letter of advice from F. Scott Fitzgerald to an aspiring author: http://t.co/ci8s6izW”
Excellent advice!

It might be difficult for some to relate or to sympathise, but I think Jodie Foster articulates it so beautifully.
http://t.co/05qYPh6D

@louisck can I please play your ginger wife on your show and make lovely ginger children?

I'm in NYC being interviewed by everyone, but I REALLY want to be interviewed by Space Ghost.
@panio

I truly hope that Adele takes a moment out of every day to bow to the altar of @alisonmoyet1.
Thx ever so much Mr @nigelstonemanpr <3

Librarians are my archetype for sexy.

I love you Ohio.