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  • MomAnony
      TrashMom @MomAnony

    Gift @MomAnony Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • MomAnony
      TrashMom @MomAnony

    When football players date models, I imagine their conversations might make me kill myself.

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  • MomAnony
      TrashMom @MomAnony

    You say, she's a squirter. I say, you just got pissed on.

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  • MomAnony
      TrashMom @MomAnony

    Started swallowing again. I feel like a high school girl.

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  • MomAnony
      TrashMom @MomAnony

    I've got a shitty unicorn tattoo on my ankle. It goes great with my c-section scar.

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  • MomAnony
      TrashMom @MomAnony

    Come to think of it. "I like turtles" is the answer to everything... but you gotta mean it.

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  • MomAnony
      TrashMom @MomAnony

    Dear Men,

    Our orgasms are better than your's.

    Love,
    The Ladies

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  • MomAnony
      TrashMom @MomAnony

    Why are the "depressive" ladies on the celexa commercial always in such lovely houses. I'm depressive and my house looks like shit.

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  • MomAnony
      TrashMom @MomAnony

    I always loudly announce it when I cum. Because dudes are pretty dumb. God bless 'em.

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  • MomAnony
      TrashMom @MomAnony

    I wish I had a dollar for every pub called "Molly's" on the planet. Whoever Molly was, that bitch liked to party.

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  • MomAnony
      TrashMom @MomAnony

    You know what it feels like to fuck a super tight pussy with a massive cock? I don't either, but my husband does! BOOYAH!

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  • MomAnony
      TrashMom @MomAnony

    There are mornings when I wake up glad to be alive.


    The feeling usually fades in about a half an hour.

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  • MomAnony
      TrashMom @MomAnony

    Say what you want about hobos. They know how to relax.

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  • MomAnony
      TrashMom @MomAnony

    My taxi cab confession is that I don't have any money for the fare. Surprise!

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  • MomAnony
      TrashMom @MomAnony

    "I am SUCH an asshole!" -you

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  • MomAnony
      TrashMom @MomAnony

    Dear Reality Stars,
    You are our gladiators, and we are rooting for the lions,
    -Everyone

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  • MomAnony
      TrashMom @MomAnony

    Stranger: You shouldn't spank your children.
    Me: Did your parents spank you?
    Stranger: No.
    Me: I think I'm gonna keep spanking them, then.

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  • MomAnony
      TrashMom @MomAnony

    You know what helps my PMS? Viciously attacking strangers.

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  • MomAnony
      TrashMom @MomAnony

    I've broken a smattering of commandments today.

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  • MomAnony
      TrashMom @MomAnony

    "Mom, my room's messy. Clean it up now!"
    -my 3 year old



    She's a Republican.

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