I just like saying Honey Boo Boo. Honey Boo Boo. Honey Boo Boo. There. I think it's out of my system.

Gearing up for #mommas12days12! Are you ready? @dishevldparent @momofthreeunder @marymac @septemberacres @analogyqueen

I'm having trouble seeing much bad in the mormon lifestyle. #rockcenter

I keep seeing that Cheerios commercial, where the mom fits in her kid's jeans. I mean, is that a real goal of women? Should it be? C'mon!

This Jim and Pam angst is killing me. If they break up, there is no God. #theoffice

I just turned to my husband and said, "I'm gonna listen to some mothereffin' Christmas music and make some mothereffin' Christmas cookies.

Greek Yogurt! Mason Jars! Nutella! Nail polish! Braids! (In case you haven't been to Pinterest yet today.)

So many things I want to do right now that do not involve the care and feeding of children. Sigh.

I'm sorry, but Channing Tatum's a little too hairless and not enough rugged for me. #oscars

NO ONE decorates for Easter to the extent Pottery Barn would have you think.

I'm really reaching a point with Facebook. I am either going to have to hide a bunch of people or find them and strangle them.

#FF to the lovely #mommas12days12 crew! @deviantfeather @dishevldparent @shortcutgrrl @momofthreeunder @mommyrotten @skpadilla @jenniferpro

Momma's 12 Days of Christmas Presents Singing (So I Don't Cry) by Off Duty Mom  http://wp.me/p1JFfu-20m 

Lovely, lovely, touching and significant post by @analogyqueen today. Without Bells, Without Bows  http://mommabethyname.com/2012/12/17/mommas-12-days-of-christmas-presents-without-bells-without-bows-by-karyn-of-notes-from-the-desk-of-the-analogy-queen/ … #mommas12days12

@peskypippi I want to punch that guy in the face. And that's not code for anything.

#BadWritingTips When you tweet, make sure you ONLY tweet 1-2 sentences of your ebook. Never interact. Your book will sell like HOTCAKES.

Ben Affleck used to exude sex sex sex. Now he exudes exhausted husband and father. I like it. #snl

#FF Lovely bloggers with whom I've had the privilege of spending time: @tcstream @homeplaceblog @meganbroutian @feelingbeachie @bookprgirl

Accepting Ourselves as Women: If We Don't Do It, Who Will?  http://wp.me/p1JFfu-29x 

BFF Application Form  http://wp.me/p1JFfu-27G  Looking for a new BFF, but without the usual nonsense? Look no further!