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I just like saying Honey Boo Boo. Honey Boo Boo. Honey Boo Boo. There. I think it's out of my system.
I'm having trouble seeing much bad in the mormon lifestyle. #rockcenter
I keep seeing that Cheerios commercial, where the mom fits in her kid's jeans. I mean, is that a real goal of women? Should it be? C'mon!
I just turned to my husband and said, "I'm gonna listen to some mothereffin' Christmas music and make some mothereffin' Christmas cookies.
Greek Yogurt! Mason Jars! Nutella! Nail polish! Braids! (In case you haven't been to Pinterest yet today.)
So many things I want to do right now that do not involve the care and feeding of children. Sigh.
NO ONE decorates for Easter to the extent Pottery Barn would have you think.
I'm really reaching a point with Facebook. I am either going to have to hide a bunch of people or find them and strangle them.
Lovely, lovely, touching and significant post by @analogyqueen today. Without Bells, Without Bows http://mommabethyname.com/2012/12/17/mommas-12-days-of-christmas-presents-without-bells-without-bows-by-karyn-of-notes-from-the-desk-of-the-analogy-queen/ … #mommas12days12
#BadWritingTips When you tweet, make sure you ONLY tweet 1-2 sentences of your ebook. Never interact. Your book will sell like HOTCAKES.
I write, I blog, I satirize. I accuse chestnuts of being lazy. Humorist/Feminist/Mom of Twin Toddlers Plus One/Occasional Victim of TLC Reality Programming