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My son's new teacher's name is Miss Fortune.
How can I not feel sorry for the poor dear?
And then there's that name....
How can I not feel sorry for the poor dear?
And then there's that name....
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Six yr old is carefully repeating what his father told him to say to his bro, "Give me back the remote or I'll rip off ur arm&beat u w/it."
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Girl Scout Guide to Door-to-Door Sales (Mother's Intuition Version): If the front lawn is neatly mown, they're probably not serial killers.
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We need a new vacuum. My husband says we should look for one made in D.C. because so much of what's going on in that city really sucks.
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Foolishly, I thought the tough part of parenting was when they were toddlers. Ignorance, that's the snare.
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It's hard to be the transition generation. We remember what true Customer Service was like. It'll be easier for our kids.
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Grandma to my son, "Ya don't gotta wanna, ya just gotta." Son, whispering to me, "I haaate it when she says that."
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Why do women who hold all men in contempt, marry one? I could knock out a better plan on the back of a napkin.
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