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Is there a Girl Scout delivery service?


Not THAT way you sickos!
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Waiting for Nick Lachey to do another Epic Fail so I can use my "Nick Cliché" tweet.
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Going out with wet hair in the rain.

I win this round, Mother Nature.
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http://twitpic.com/174mdz - With the lovely Angelina.
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Best friend's son just said, "I am under your command" in a robot voice.

Waiting for Chris Hansen to show up...but I think I just foun ...
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She better walk in this house looking like America's Next Top Model after what I'm going through with these monsters.
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Watching Yo Gabba Gabba with my best friend's loud children while she gets her hair done.

Starting out to be the best vacation ever.
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Chihuahuas need adorable sweaters and tutus because they are freezing to death and shaking all the time. It's Science.
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Did you all see the "Meety Awards"? http://tinyurl.com/ya26zrt

I didn't win. Prolly cuz I'm a waitress.
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Got an email from Youtube on how to get 'revenue sharing' and make money for one of my videos.

Now I'm just waiting for Redtube.
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It is waaay too early for my son to be doing a Mick Jagger impression.
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@blondediva11 When @Favstar comes, is that like...a shooting star?
Hiyoooooo ;)
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The Geek Squad just showed up next door and Q is super stoked.

Pretty sure he wants to go over and talk Star Wars with them.
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Quentin always rationalizes why he's at fault and I'm never to blame.

If his father was more like that, we'd still be together.
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When you say you want to fuck my best friend, I'll take it as a warning sign.

A neon, flashing warning sign.
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Quentin likes to come up with new and exciting ways to annoy me on a daily basis.
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Text my boss "Suck my balls" tonight at work.

One of the very few reasons I like my job.
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You would think after 15 years of practice I would be a pro at putting tampons in comfortably.

But you would be wrong.
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My puppies chew up almost all my panties.

I'm under the impression that they like my vagina more than most of my exes.
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