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Just saw the sweetest black TransAM made me want to fuck a car. Damn!
Every time this lady on PBS says "black hole" it sounds like "butthole". I found it so funny I spit beer everywhere. Shut up! I'm mature :p
Fuck off Monday, already your being a cunt.
Tomorrow my oldest son turns 12, yay another (almost) teenager to roll their eyes, give me attitude, and demand shit from me. Joy.
Its Saturday so of course the lil heathens woke up at the ass crack of dawn. Why can't they do that during the week?
PSA-if its so foggy you can't see your hand in front of your face TURN YOUR FUCKING HEADLIGHTS ON. Fucking idiots!!
I think I took an extra dose of BITCH today, I'm even bitchy to myself. Huh.
You know what I think? All Christmas trees LOOK THE SAME!! Please for the love of my sanity just fucking pick one!!!!
Um...pretty sure hubby has a secret second wife. He just called me "elegant", seriously? I laughed.
So much more than just a mom, now if I could just remember