I think the only requirement to become a cab driver is to fail the driving test.

You'll get used to it. #candyheartrejects

I have no other options. #candyheartrejects

@h0tmessbarbie I dare you to stay off twitter for a whole day. ;)

@lovemeindy My sign. http://twitpic.com/5s6b8c

Some information just leaves you dumbfounded. Even with a superior intellect like mine.

My little boy came into bed to watch TV with me and now he's asleep. :)

Lol RT @antijenx: The fun is never ending in my house ;) RT @motyraven This might be the greatest page on Facebook: http://t.co/1CNkgkc

Just had blood drawn. Ready to pass out.

So nasty hot.

#AskObama http://tinyurl.com/y8n7x45

"The Dog Days Are Over." The wife tells me this is the popular song. I guess so because everyone is singing along.

@cat_andersen Were your tweets a little too crazy to be associated with channel 13? ;)

To Pet a Mockingbird #lessinterestingbooks

As I Lay Napping #lessinterestingbooks

I hope no one saw that.

@laurenmarie10 Well look me up when you're ready to play. Same name. :)

Michael Moore and anyone else. RT @netflix: #ThingsThatDontGoTogether: A Rom Com starring _______ (actress) and _______ (actor).

Size isn't everything. #candyheartrejects

@jamieallison Here ya go :) RT @espn: McDyess tip at buzzer lifts Spurs over Lakers - http://es.pn/hhqwYZ