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I think I'd like to be one of those slapshot millionaires who invents a blanket w/a multipurpose hole. I'd call mine "The Tuggie."
Were you talking to me? Cuz if you were I wasn't paying attention cuz you're boring. No, don't start over... Are you listening to me?
Please, Jesus, don't let my kids say anything about the midget cashier working here at Toys 'R Us...
Gonna go home and polish the silver. Idle hands are the Devil's playthings. Yes, I do call my penis "the Devil."
There's a smile at the bottom of my glass, and I'll be damned if I don't drink until I'm wearing it.
When you're like me, every Friday is Black Friday. ...I mean I like to shop. It's okay. I'm also Black.
They say everyone on the Internet is a slut, but I think it's just the girls. The guys don't seem to be getting any at all.
Parenthood made a me a liar. I tell my son, "Fruit makes a GREAT dessert." He doesn't know the word, "Bullshit!" but it's there on his face.
I've gotta have these pants re-hemmed. Lower them another inch. Thoughts about you are raising them off my shoes. I'm like Urkel over here.
There's a kind of pain that's only found in the eyes of a man pushing a double stroller at the zoo. A pain I know all too well.
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Chivalry isn't dead. It just avoids the light of day and preys on the innocent. Really, Chivalry is undead.
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Another exciting Friday night, and my kitchen floor is so clean you could eat your lunch off of someone's ass on it.
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