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This bar smells like stale wine, fading Chanel No. 5, and wasted potential. Actually, it smells like my apartment.
Now, I'll medicate my lassitude with coffee. And later, my coffee-induced anxiety with copious amounts of booze. Yay for self-medication.
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There shouldn't be children in a bar. I'm trying to get drunk and maybe get laid, people! Sheesh.
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Is it possible to have a first date that doesn't feel like a test I didn't study for in a class that sucks to begin with?
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The beef bourguignon I had for dinner would have been better if I could have had beefcake for dessert. Sigh.
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Pro tip: mentioning how close your apartment is to the bar will net you a sudden fuckload of interest. You're welcome.
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It's December. Shouldn't there be a movie out that stars Kate Winslet's glorious, glorious boobies?
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Creepy Bilbo Baggins lookalike is checking me out. Oh god, I hope he doesn't try to show me his "Precious." :::shudder:::
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Listening to the Smiths in the middle of the night when one is anxious probably isn't a good thing.
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