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I wish hangovers were as much fun as sleepovers, as comfortable as pullovers, and easy as pushovers.
People lived to 1000 years old during biblical times before people knew math, huh? Ask a 2 year old how old they think you are. #biblical
One two bucket my shoe.. who still buckles Thor shoes??
I'm really not hungover. Just wanted to fall asleep at the pool.
You're never happy if you're focused on finishing. The joy is in the journey.
Why is it ok to belittle one belief but only when its not your belief?
What time is it acceptable to send out subtweets? Because you're doing it ALL the time....I hate you.
All these folks condemning Dharun Ravi are the same people that bullied kids when they were younger. #HateCrime? #HateVerdict!
Hey engaged and soon to be wed couples, give it a rest. You got the rest of your lives to do that shit with each other.
Who's the bigger hypocrite? A person that prays and sins alot or an atheists that prays alot?
This the third time I'm waking up this morning and each time I feel more tired. My dreams are wearing me out!!
If you have multiple Facebook or Twitter accounts, there is a million percent chance that you are a real life loser/fake life winner.
Depressed people.. put down that bag of worries and come play! ~alcohol
If you're not on the edge of your seat right now, well then you're not watching basketball.
Oklahoma senators need to be impeached.
Tennessee and Georgia ones are even worse!