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Jesus told me he loves kittens more than puppies, but not more than cheetos.
Apparently cattle prods and tazers are NOT acceptable as part of my patient's physical therapy. Who knew?
Well, it's back to work tonight. These patients aren't going to sedate THEMSELVES into oblivion....Or maybe they will...meh
Got my patients to circle the station caroling, Pinching off their morphine pumps DOES work Christmas miracles!
in hindsight, ripping the call button from the wall probably was not what my patient wanted. Oh well.
#scariestwordsever "When you get a few minutes, I'd like to see you in my office"
The Grapes of Pretty Upset #lessambitiousmovies
Jesus needs to stop leaving the lid off the milk and blaming it on the Holy Ghost.
The Scantily Clad Gun #lessambitiousmovies
Nurse Anesthetist Zhivago #lessambitiousmovies
Flu of a Salesman #lessambitiousmovies
Slapping Match at OK Corral #lessambitiousmovies
Fiddler on the Porch #lessambitiousmovies
Cubic Zirconias are a Girl's Best Friend #lessambitiousmovies
It's an OK Life #lessambitiousmovies
Thanks everyone for letting me follow you around and stuff. One day I'll figure out what I'm doin'!
Getting fired is kinda like a scandal…only you're the only one scandalized.
Mom of 2, grandma of 3, girlfriend to 1. RN (means Rogue Nurse). Enjoying life immensely.
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