Jesus told me he loves kittens more than puppies, but not more than cheetos.

Apparently cattle prods and tazers are NOT acceptable as part of my patient's physical therapy. Who knew?

Well, it's back to work tonight. These patients aren't going to sedate THEMSELVES into oblivion....Or maybe they will...meh

Got my patients to circle the station caroling, Pinching off their morphine pumps DOES work Christmas miracles!

in hindsight, ripping the call button from the wall probably was not what my patient wanted. Oh well.

#scariestwordsever "When you get a few minutes, I'd like to see you in my office"

The Grapes of Pretty Upset #lessambitiousmovies

Jesus needs to stop leaving the lid off the milk and blaming it on the Holy Ghost.

Hope the plumbers come today. The cat box is getting mighty full.

I nominate @moooooog35 for a Shorty Award in #humor because...He's just so darn cute! Love the daily laughs! http://bit.ly/shorty

The Scantily Clad Gun #lessambitiousmovies

Nurse Anesthetist Zhivago #lessambitiousmovies

Flu of a Salesman #lessambitiousmovies

Slapping Match at OK Corral #lessambitiousmovies

Fiddler on the Porch #lessambitiousmovies

Cubic Zirconias are a Girl's Best Friend #lessambitiousmovies

It's an OK Life #lessambitiousmovies

@moooooog35 This guy makes me at LEAST grin, but often makes me incontinent of urine via giggling.

Thanks everyone for letting me follow you around and stuff. One day I'll figure out what I'm doin'!

@korniekelli OK, what about a flamingo with a beer can in it's talon and a cigarette hanging off its beak? Now THAT'S attractive!