@MooseCrack's most faved Tweets...
Even though the football game is already on the TV, I will not sit down and watch it until I find the remote.
I love when old people call me at work with computer problems. When they get it solved I yell "bingo!" to get them excited, then I hang up.
How can it be Maple AND Brown Sugar oatmeal if it's sugar-free? I'd like to see the genious who came up with this brilliant idea.
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Took a shower with a moth this morning. I think it was having a great time 'til I swatted his ass down the drain. *Cue to the keyboard cat*
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The iPhone has changed my life. I'd like to take this moment to let you know that this is my first tweet while on a toilet. Just smile.
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"Erections lasting longer than 4 hours, tho rare, require immediate medical help" Maybe I should run that memo by my dog, its freakin me out
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I'm off to the bookstore to throw away my hard earned money on stuff that I'll probably never read for my classes, but everyone's doing it.
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I've decided that turning in my homework with 140 characters is alot easier. Obviously professors who give me bad grades aren't on Twitter.
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