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Eli Manning's hair style looks like the hot girl in 6th grade wrote "never change" in his year book & he took that serious #BestSummerEver
TLC has announced that “Kate +8” is being canceled and In it’s place, they are picking up a new series called “Casey -1”
When someone says "Agree to disagree" they mean "you are an idiot and I don't have the strength to explain how wrong you are anymore"
I'd have a better chance at cracking a bank vault safe than I would at figuring out other people's entertainment center remote control setup
So nobody has actually ever done yoga in yoga pants right? They're for wearing at the airport and on weekends so people think you're healthy
How I explain football to a Non-American: Basically, we tell obesity to suck it, dip wings in pizza, wash it down with beer & yell at Tebow
Think I'm changing my profile pic to a super hot chick to get more followers. I'm tired of writing jokes, time to catfish my way to fametown
Former farm kid now Actor/Comedian/Social Worker MSW. Been on @MTV's Money From Strangers, @FXNetwork & the @USA_Network