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THREAT LEVEL: Your mum has used your first, middle and last names when she's spoken to you.
Other people are a different world, aren't they?
Just comfort ate a tub of hummus.
I've no idea of when I became so middle class.
A grand total of zero Trick or Treaters, bar the pizza dude who we forced sweets on.
*Disables land mines*
THREAT LEVEL: You're arguing whether the Jaffa concoction is a biscuit or cake and you've pulled out your phone to show the relevant caselaw
What the fuck is an Ashley Banjo?
"@colossal: Functional Chocolate LEGOs by Akihiro Mizuuchi http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014/08/functional-chocolate-legos-by-akihiro-mizuuchi … pic.twitter.com/yFEb5FL3ee"
YES! (via @sarahchicken)
Decided to purchase Lottery ticket on a whim.
Couldn't remember what they were called, do asked the cashier for a "mixed grill for tonight"
So now I've got lots of shit lollies left over, that I'll be using to fling at irritating passers by.
Dippy egg and bacon butty for brekkie. Good work.
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. George Carlin.
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