Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Twitter, I have a favour.
A friend's 4 year old has leukaemia and is having chemo.
She'd like cartoon drawings with her name on.
THREAT LEVEL: Your mum has used your first, middle and last names when she's spoken to you.
Reet, my big boy is snoring happily and I have to have a meeting for him at school tomorrow.
THANK YOU, YOU GORGEOUS BASTARDS.
I have drunk (drank?) eight cans of Penis Max Cherry flavour since 8 pm yesterday.
No, *you* have a problem.
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. George Carlin.
Like @MoreUtterPiffle’s tweets? Send them a Favstar Pro Membership to show you care.Gift them Pro!
Stats can't be shown as @MoreUtterPiffle has never signed in to Favstar.