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Twitter, I have a favour.
A friend's 4 year old has leukaemia and is having chemo.
She'd like cartoon drawings with her name on.
THREAT LEVEL: Your mum has used your first, middle and last names when she's spoken to you.
Reet, my big boy is snoring happily and I have to have a meeting for him at school tomorrow.
THANK YOU, YOU GORGEOUS BASTARDS.
I have drunk (drank?) eight cans of Penis Max Cherry flavour since 8 pm yesterday.
No, *you* have a problem.
*Bangs saucepan lids together*
*Accidentally kicks the end of your bed, repeatedly*
Sorry. Did I wake you?
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. George Carlin.
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