@garydelaney pic.twitter.com/oEr50c4R

Saw this, thought of @fiatpanda . pic.twitter.com/AcgBsxf5

There's still time to make your own nativity scene for the festive season :  http://www.tamponcrafts.com/nativity.html 

Because we all want to shit glitter, fart rainbows and burp unicorns, right? pic.twitter.com/KWoqlOpM

CUNT! http://yfrog.com/h2jyxupj

"As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want."  http://twitpic.com/ckwfby 

I wish I were a unicorn. pic.twitter.com/kiF5p7RUe4

Please note, cat milk does not come from cats. pic.twitter.com/4iIefy7eoh

Please donate your spare seconds to @ooopsydaisy, who sadly lost 47 of them watching some twilight nonsense.

"She's in our thoughts."

I'm sure you'll all join me in wishing @hovellinghermit a very happy 1,000th birthday today.

Lily is planning to "kill all the churches" because they "make women get married so they have to kiss men and have babies." Taught her well.

BREAKING : My sanity.

Can I suggest screenprints and reporting @nickgriffinmep's timeline? Hateful racist little gnome.

Ed Milliband has tweeted, eh? Oh *WELL DONE ED*. Would any of you like to join me in a slow handclap?

Having an interest in antiques doesn't make you gay, though it might make you buy curios.

@westfieldeditor @sanditoncoffee Do you ever feel we spend time on Twitter that we should be spending getting laid?

@westfieldeditor @sanditoncoffee I imagine the burns would be fairly intense too.

This weekend has kicked arse, in a very, very good way.

If any of you are in Cottingley, please rescue @deadbloke. He's had a funny turn and is in a conservative club.

Andrew Wakefield; not a doctor, not a reliable researcher, piss poor excuse for a human being.

Please; give your kids the MMR.