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THREAT LEVEL: Your mum has used your first, middle and last names when she's spoken to you.
Other people are a different world, aren't they?
Just comfort ate a tub of hummus.
I've no idea of when I became so middle class.
THREAT LEVEL: You're arguing whether the Jaffa concoction is a biscuit or cake and you've pulled out your phone to show the relevant caselaw
What the fuck is an Ashley Banjo?
"@colossal: Functional Chocolate LEGOs by Akihiro Mizuuchi http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014/08/functional-chocolate-legos-by-akihiro-mizuuchi … pic.twitter.com/yFEb5FL3ee"
YES! (via @sarahchicken)
Decided to purchase Lottery ticket on a whim.
Couldn't remember what they were called, do asked the cashier for a "mixed grill for tonight"
*Insert blow up doll / living doll joke here.*
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. George Carlin.
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