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@morgancline If only they'd posted this two years earlier http://gawker.com/this-is-how-you-respond-to-an-unjust-cease-and-desist-l-514155395 …
at what age can I start mallwalking
Naming a child Kokomo would be so evil because for its entire life the child would force people to have that song in their heads
Just got Oscar home from the vet. Looks like the little dude has allergies.
calm down white women maybe your kid doesn't have autism and you're just a shitty mother
When I die I want my obituary to feature a photo of me as a baby so everyone will read it and feel sad. Then confused. Then probably angry.
"It's a Phil Collins kind of Tuesday." - One of the sort of terrifying things you say to yourself when you're an adult.
Bai Ling Ring: we only rob Bai Ling.