Kanye's producer confirmed a Watch the Throne 2 #yesssss

If I were to ever buy a Volkswagen Bug it would probably just be for the satisfaction of knowing when I drive by someone is getting punched

Does anybody remember the Grinch Obstacle Course in gym class before Christmas in elementary school? Those were the best days of our lives

#whendiditbecomecool to make fake accounts of celebrities and recycle quotes for retweets and do promos all day?

Wait people used to think Anderson Cooper was straight? He has more giggle fits than little girls at a sleepover talking about One Direction

And I was like "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchhh"

My little brother just yelled "2 Chainz!!!" before getting on the bus. #soproud

A lot of people are saying DJ Khaled is the wackest rapper but I've never actually heard him rap so...

If you've had everything handed to you in life, then fuck you.

Everybody went from crunk to cranky

If you say you wouldn't go lez for Beyonce, you're lying.

Shoutout to myself for putting up with bs on a daily basis

By the way all of my tweets during this debate are jokes so if you take them seriously you're probably voting for Mitt Romney.

Good thing I don't have one. http://t.co/U5WkHUPr

"Yo who THE FUCK erased my recording of Todlers & Tiaras?" @davonmagwood #ThingsYoullNeverHearInTheHood

New Post: 413 Cypher ( @hendersin @reesemcfly @drenn @t_swan3 @filthykizle ) http://t.co/bZRQg9GG #413Cypher

My extremely wasted brother walks in holding a beer and says "Fuck it, Team Beach Body wants some fuckin cookies."

James Harden's face disagrees with this statement RT @chickennkush #YouCantBeAThugIfYourNameIs Metta World Peace

Giving a fuck #its2hot4that

A woman on the Dementia unit told me that I'm beautiful today

So, I've got that going for me.