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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin.

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    hemmakatten1000_smilesloginconferenceaxelbergmanscluehunt_mumbaireveyrandErrenMichaelsCurtmacklin
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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    "What do we want?!"
    "TIME TRAVEL!"
    "When do we want it?!" "IRRELEVANT!"

    • 1,565
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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    Taylor Swift's next album should be called "Maybe I'm the Problem."

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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    Beauty and the Beast is my favorite story that teaches kids that if you're ugly, hold a girl against her will & she'll eventually love you.

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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    Damn boy are you liquid eyeliner because I'm pretty sure I'm gonna fuck this up.

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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    My grandma asked if "tweeting" was a new drug kids are doing and I said yes because the truth is more embarrassing.

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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, ok you can put it in my butt.

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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    Roses are brown,
    Violets are brown,
    Daisies are brown,

    I'm a terrible gardener.

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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    If "come over for wine and a movie" wasn't obvious enough, how's "here's my vagina, you should do sex to it"

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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    What if I told you that you could go to the gym without telling everyone on Facebook about it?

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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    I asked Siri why I'm not married and she responded with a picture of my cat. Also, I don't have an iPhone and have been drinking.

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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    Apparently it's National Kissing Day in case any of you single people needed a reason to start drinking early today.

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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she was seen near Sutter's Mill in 1848 carrying a sluice box & a rock hammer so it's very likely.

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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    Channing Tatum: I'm your husband, you were in a car accident.

    Me: ok.

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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    My favorite sex position is sure ok.

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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    Sometimes I hate people and other times I am sleeping.

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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.



    Just kidding. Fuck you guys.

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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    I'm gonna open a store called "Forever 27" where all we sell is booze, cats & broken dreams.

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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    ME: Knock knock.
    FRIEND: Who's there?
    ME: To.
    FRIEND: To who?
    ME: To WHOM.
    FRIEND: Go fuck yourself.

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@MorganJ7

@MorganJ7

Fuck romance, I want a burrito.