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  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin.

    • 3,043
    • FAVS
    DaddyOthoSkypea_VSmisseLunatic_timesZombie_TwilightMaiaMamacitabritt4nybassettGy_pnnziomikimikiwahwah
    • 6,051
    • RETWEETS
    ALEsmiolDivarants9NadiraShukriLuckz713_el_aytyco171MexicanSnookieMarkPaintt
    JosesLovesYouBlondiethegoodC_J_Commode______super_morgasmPsycholystTheAdly
  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    "What do we want?!"
    "TIME TRAVEL!"
    "When do we want it?!" "IRRELEVANT!"

    • 1,584
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    msarver425ManvAlcoholryno2341fish3606t_a_black__embracetheabyssericsshadowBob_Lawblaw
    • 3,199
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    msarver425LeroyLovejoyfish3606t_a_black__Deb_LibbyBob_LawblawIzianikapanijjgrape
    UGotMeRightStevie_TalkDJhouseNigga______Shock_Monster__C_J_Commode______Twisty_Monster____5haeldeKenstructionCognitive_DissJayDirt___________
  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    Taylor Swift's next album should be called "Maybe I'm the Problem."

    • 335
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    Zombie_TwilightDrAlleconswollenvoiceCaitlyn_Cauveltonywoodliefhbreaker9999robotbeeboptalkinboozeball
    • 304
    • RETWEETS
    Zombie_TwilightDrAlleconhbreaker9999TotalFandomallegrameloraNotClayMerrittLexxLoserGoodGuyBadBoy
  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    Beauty and the Beast is my favorite story that teaches kids that if you're ugly, hold a girl against her will & she'll eventually love you.

    • 482
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    eborg01withyourfingers__RunwayDanJoLynn819sarybear22DBMaxPManvAlcoholCatfishGoneWild
    • 254
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    eborg01withyourfingers__RunwayDansarybear22DBMaxPCatfishGoneWildpragatimehraShrizzy610
    ocourtneynoedheenan__________
  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    Damn boy are you liquid eyeliner because I'm pretty sure I'm gonna fuck this up.

    • 413
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    kteebbyOpposablePlumsgabii0032stappbotScoobdooblestheevilwriterJenny4ashleyManvAlcohol
    • 215
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    britnibakerScoobdooblesJenny4ashleyCatfishGoneWildcuddle_puddlemillerjenna733THCyalaterwhatchamafuckit
  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    My grandma asked if "tweeting" was a new drug kids are doing and I said yes because the truth is more embarrassing.

    • 670
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    DBMaxPManvAlcoholCatfishGoneWildlonewulf87AnitaHelmetODeadInsidesquashguy15coram493
    • 212
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    CatfishGoneWildMichmerisingtaylermeagiinscribewritersprernadawda76coopThateverydayguymirandasthebest
    ThateverydayguyBlondiethegooderica_rosie
  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    Roses are brown,
    Violets are brown,
    Daisies are brown,

    I'm a terrible gardener.

    • 320
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    thepopcornninjamrchipmunk214emvo20nogemyrachel_becker17Woz8005tinafalascaDBMaxP
    • 157
    • RETWEETS
    LarryMSNKnightInGamerlindsayloodaisySamBenniciTomzilla1kaylajlove25BonJovi32Wacey_Foster
    pzumk
  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, ok you can put it in my butt.

    • 502
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    ManvAlcoholAndreaaMoyaaCatfishGoneWildDramaFreeBubblebecabirdChicoryLouisanidiotinNYC______GccustomsOwner
    • 152
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    andragogueAllaHbastErCatfishGoneWildanidiotinNYC______VanVeenBlamejermatronCannabisCanuckedward_thefirst
    Cpez38bouncerface______
  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    What if I told you that you could go to the gym without telling everyone on Facebook about it?

    • 220
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    ManvAlcoholaaronupmmmgiiirrrlllllSexyskepticjvanderswaaghSeiYoung83CatfishGoneWildgeridactyl
    • 143
    • RETWEETS
    greggjgc79MadHat74SexyskepticjvanderswaaghSeiYoung83CatfishGoneWildProcrastinEatinIamLorii
  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    If "come over for wine and a movie" wasn't obvious enough, how's "here's my vagina, you should do sex to it"

    • 563
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    ManvAlcoholCatfishGoneWildDoubleAwalkCooltoondelreyVanVeenBBritSnizB__locklamejermatron
    • 137
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    CatfishGoneWildVanVeenBim_sajmathlamejermatronJ0hnnyBlazedutchblazr420Jenny4ashleyRoxtalled__
    AllTheUglyTruth23_Lies
  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    I asked Siri why I'm not married and she responded with a picture of my cat. Also, I don't have an iPhone and have been drinking.

    • 349
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    _jennjennLetmebethepearlAphroditeAfter5SwarleyQuinnOhaiqtpieManvAlcoholCatfishGoneWildB__lock
    • 135
    • RETWEETS
    MSMommy6SwarleyQuinnManvAlcoholCatfishGoneWildim_sajmathlamejermatronUncleBob56daryl_licked
  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    Apparently it's National Kissing Day in case any of you single people needed a reason to start drinking early today.

    • 85
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    DGoddamnGloverjazmastaMr_0rang3nigburtmonstabrat_________kaydittyTheMichaelRockJTQuest
    • 122
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    monstabrat________angrycvilleianImAJuicyGirlrealllyrealrealmostlydelirious__Kerry_enwaldAngemilansSteffuth
  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she was seen near Sutter's Mill in 1848 carrying a sluice box & a rock hammer so it's very likely.

    • 303
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    ManvAlcoholCatfishGoneWildrohanswarupThateverydayguyJermHimselfishjunejuly12ValeriePottaBoobnish__________
    • 122
    • RETWEETS
    CatfishGoneWilddaniellove15Jenny4ashleyRoxtalled__daemonic3SpenSpenBurtKatyeKatyTeflonPawn
  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    My favorite sex position is sure ok.

    • 496
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    jessicadwhyteZombie_TwilightCrackedIllusionWpg_UndergroundSeanIsOnlineScortes929kanebriatedbabyvenus111
    • 120
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    BritishGBGLogiScortes929CorderonyveDdaemonic3MissesPopsgabbertronNMannasAllTheUglyTruth
    bouncerface______OrvllShrednbchr
  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

    • 305
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    Mi_fucius_jennjennBonJovi32MadDamMusicBrentPlantjeAphroditeAfter5ManvAlcoholCatfishGoneWild
    • 119
    • RETWEETS
    BonJovi32SwarleyQuinnManvAlcoholCatfishGoneWildRoxtalled__YesThatAmyLindaInDisguisemisfitmonster13
    Thedudish
  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    Channing Tatum: I'm your husband, you were in a car accident.

    Me: ok.

    • 123
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    nicfit75Arnoldo3000AngreaZombieMom00CandiceRouxdmroberts1000gorillagunt______msg_edge
    • 112
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    HockeyNHarmonyCISN_JackOilsandDivaVeetheVEEZombieMom00SuZaAan13CandiceRouxdmroberts1000
  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    Sometimes I hate people and other times I am sleeping.

    • 174
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    ManvAlcoholvalzhoganCatfishGoneWildBuck852AbsoluteCarlosbendymommyValeriePottaBoobnish__________
    • 110
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    CatfishGoneWildbriony_94bendymommyNichollsTerenceRoxtalled__surfsupshay______sav_marie28deliciaousness____
    FormerGrunt______
  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.



    Just kidding. Fuck you guys.

    • 210
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    _jennjennMadDamMusicSternoShotsAphroditeAfter5EdwardNigma1980redvoodoo7PoorSinnerComcherokeehunny91
    • 101
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    MadDamMusicSternoShotsAphroditeAfter5PoorSinnerComBangMyBongoManvAlcoholCatfishGoneWildVinceLov
    Cynner777
  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    ME: Knock knock.
    FRIEND: Who's there?
    ME: To.
    FRIEND: To who?
    ME: To WHOM.
    FRIEND: Go fuck yourself.

    • 204
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    ManvAlcoholvenividiperdidiEliHansenMusicREALityDUMBhoagieknowsbestChrisPosey1marcialikemarcyCatfishGoneWild
    • 90
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    venividiperdidiEliHansenMusichoagieknowsbestRobbySpankmemarcialikemarcyCatfishGoneWildVanshikaSahnionehentwoducks
    Twisty_Monster____nazmrazsalamifever______
  • MorganJ7
      Captain Morgan @MorganJ7

    I'm gonna open a store called "Forever 27" where all we sell is booze, cats & broken dreams.

    • 131
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    nicfit75MarianneACOTAElizaBowerxtuttifrootiKayWithAnI______noahb180matthasarmsclaularrau
    • 86
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    SpattyRealShaughnMarianneACOTAubreathetoomuch2448larryTeejayRushThe_bassist96Shelliholihocks
@MorganJ7

@MorganJ7

Fuck romance, I want a burrito.