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"What do we want?!"
"When do we want it?!" "IRRELEVANT!"
Taylor Swift's next album should be called "Maybe I'm the Problem."
Beauty and the Beast is my favorite story that teaches kids that if you're ugly, hold a girl against her will & she'll eventually love you.
Damn boy are you liquid eyeliner because I'm pretty sure I'm gonna fuck this up.
My grandma asked if "tweeting" was a new drug kids are doing and I said yes because the truth is more embarrassing.
Roses are brown,
Violets are brown,
Daisies are brown,
I'm a terrible gardener.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, ok you can put it in my butt.
What if I told you that you could go to the gym without telling everyone on Facebook about it?
If "come over for wine and a movie" wasn't obvious enough, how's "here's my vagina, you should do sex to it"
I asked Siri why I'm not married and she responded with a picture of my cat. Also, I don't have an iPhone and have been drinking.
Apparently it's National Kissing Day in case any of you single people needed a reason to start drinking early today.
I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she was seen near Sutter's Mill in 1848 carrying a sluice box & a rock hammer so it's very likely.
My favorite sex position is sure ok.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
Channing Tatum: I'm your husband, you were in a car accident.
Sometimes I hate people and other times I am sleeping.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
Just kidding. Fuck you guys.
ME: Knock knock.
FRIEND: Who's there?
FRIEND: To who?
ME: To WHOM.
FRIEND: Go fuck yourself.
I'm gonna open a store called "Forever 27" where all we sell is booze, cats & broken dreams.
Fuck romance, I want a burrito.
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