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haha ur gay. b/c being gay is bad. b/c it means you like men. b/c women like men. b/c woman are bad. b/c i hate women. b/c im gay wait a min
can't wait to have kids so I can tweet "despite all my rage I am still just a dad in a cage" literally every day get ready for comedy gold
A man, a plan, a canal, a woman, a butt, a band, a tree, a dream, a beard, a word, a book, a dog, a guitar, a feeling, a Van Halen, Panama
lmao if you've never been a little grossed out by something that turns you on
Batman and Iron Man do get to the heart of one important truth: being really rich is essentially a super-power.
Hot singles in your area are thinking about disconnecting your limbs from your central nervous system.
You know, it is possible to believe that nothing should be off-limits in comedy AND ALSO that most rape jokes are disgusting and evil.
"love" is just one letter away from "live", but it's also one letter away from "lovy" and thats not even a word
I'm an activist for the rights of men. It's called feminism, check it out. RT if you like cocoa puffs
Reminder that the board game Monopoly was invented to teach kids that capitalism is evil. This is a real fact.
I support gun ownership, but only if it leads to violent communist revolution, so what side of the debate am I on?
1) kill all men, 2) chill all men?, 3) grill all men???
Has anyone mentioned the irony of the Only Publicly Owned Team In The Space-Time Continuum getting screwed by scab labor?
10 years ago we had Ronald Reagan, Andrew Breitbart, and Christopher Hitchens. So I guess what I'm saying is it's been a pretty good decade.
I bet the illuminati have control of all the dragon balls
The pure essence if capitalism is a desire for inequality coupled with a certainty that you'll be the one on top.
"Some Butthole That I Used To Know" by Gotye.cx
lol if you tweet for reasons other than a desperate need for attention/approval/human connection
My cousin just said I wouldn't know about Schrodinger's Cat because I don't watch Big Bang Theory.