#uknowuhungrywhen you're done eating, but you're still hungry

Bank of America is going to drop their $5 debit card usage fee. A win for the 99%.

"@ithasmania: If you eat something and no one sees you, it has no calories. #DietRules" That's why I'm for dinning in the dark.

Moments before Bieber's hit the Civic. Erik Schrody tweeted, "I just raced @justinbieber down Ventura in his Ferrari"

Sometimes a hug makes your week.

#FF Lakers!!! @blacctakular313 @_lafans_ @alakerfan78 @blackredsoxfan @forumbluegold @isabellnoa @yankeesandjets8 @dporterla @purplengold_

"@savvystrider: You should legally be allowed to punch a teenager in the face once a year."... because clearly their parents aren't doing it

Unplug to what is real; the #Matrix is passing away.

RT @imjustsam_ Life is a Matrix. Earth is temporary, God can take you out of this Matrix anytime! However what you do here will be seen!

Dads are like the Wizard in Oz, most don't know what they are doing, just hoping whatever they tried works. #Dadism

“I know I can score 20 or 30 points anytime I want..." Who said this? http://ow.ly/3VkV9

"The texting & all the social networking that's happening creates anticipation. If your goal is to have sex, [texting] is actually helpful."

The avg person has sex 5,100 times in a life time....hmmm, avg life expectancy is...Damn, I better catch up!

Dang! How much time did it take to do this?! http://t.co/bV9nEbOF

@o_rdot_o @ikingart He is bigger than LBJ. Kobe passing his reign to Durant, skipping LBJ.

"If you're watching the clock, you're in the wrong job." Damn!

1200 dpi or 2800 dpi on glossy papers are as much the eyes can see. #Printers

"Making the poor rich by making the rich poor does not work."

"The ability to speak does not make one intelligent." Jedi-ism

CitiBank will start charging $20/mo if you don't have a combined $15,000 in your accts. #outrage