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#DescribeYourSexLifeWithAMovie 1958 Harvard Medical School Training Video: How To Treat Syphilis and Gonorrhea Concurrently yet Effectively
Don't you guys just hate it when you start typing a tweet and then you realize "There's no fucking way I can say this in less than 140 chara
Thanks to AUTOCORRECT, I just got a text from my Mom asking if I would come over later and help her "Defacate the Christmas Tree""
U know your child is too old to breast feed when he drinks from one boob while he uses the other one like a Supersoaker to drench his sister
Twitter would be a lot more spirited if there was a "GOD I HATE THIS TWEET" button.