#DescribeYourSexLifeWithAMovie 1958 Harvard Medical School Training Video: How To Treat Syphilis and Gonorrhea Concurrently yet Effectively

#FailedCelebrityPerfumes Dream Girl by Manti T'eo @christfinnegan

@amandabynes I remember that outfit from The Amanda Show !

@zachbraff @uberfacts Sounds like something you wood dew.

@robdelaney Any time, White Devil

Don't you guys just hate it when you start typing a tweet and then you realize "There's no fucking way I can say this in less than 140 chara

@patrickcarney So THIS is what happens every time you score weed.

@whattheffacts Oh, has they ?

@jillsobule @margaretcho @danwilsonmusic @waynekramer Give it up for Jill, who kissed a girl 14 years before Katy Perry !

@andyroddick Get her back Andy and post some nudes of her. That'll teach her !

@michellebranch @benandjerrys Or how about "The Wreckers' Leave The Reese's Pieces".

@stevemartintogo I don't think you have the ball.

Thanks to AUTOCORRECT, I just got a text from my Mom asking if I would come over later and help her "Defacate the Christmas Tree""

@meganamram They just can't seem to get it Reich.

@albertbrooks Call it "Bambo"

U know your child is too old to breast feed when he drinks from one boob while he uses the other one like a Supersoaker to drench his sister

@natashaleggero Not-Tasha

@robdelaney You should spray it with the hose and say "Looks like you won the Watery Pottery Lottery". They'll be fucking LIVID.

Twitter would be a lot more spirited if there was a "GOD I HATE THIS TWEET" button.

Listen to our new song "City Lights" tomorrow at 11:30 AM EST on Boston's @krankitradio , part of @newdriven 's syndication !