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I wish twitter was around when Hitler died, because I bet that shit was hilarious too.
This guy passed his FE exam. I'm not surprised, but, yay!
I've fallen and I can totally get up but I'm going to lie here for a minute because it's embarrassing.
Look twice for motorcyles ... and, you know, all other kinds of traffic, dickhead.
How is it we're not all ankle-deep in squirrel shit all the time?
This sound track is insane. #DNC2012
"That's what." - She
I'd apologize for looking at all of you like you're stupid, but that's just the way my face is.