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I've fallen and I can totally get up but I'm going to lie here for a minute because it's embarrassing.
I wish twitter was around when Hitler died, because I bet that shit was hilarious too.
This guy passed his FE exam. I'm not surprised, but, yay!
Look twice for motorcyles ... and, you know, all other kinds of traffic, dickhead.
How is it we're not all ankle-deep in squirrel shit all the time?
"That's what." - She
This sound track is insane. #DNC2012
I'd apologize for looking at all of you like you're stupid, but that's just the way my face is.