@gailsimone DC's new mystery woman? Cross-dressing Leonardo da Vinci. #comicbookconspiracytheories

#senselessretweet RT @loscampesinos: Boring tweet #unfunnyhashtag

#liestoldduringsex "Oh, god!" THERE IS NO GOD. WE ARE ALL JUST AIMLESS PLAYTHINGS OF CHAOS AND MADNESS. Wait, is this not how we do this?

I just sobbed a little... RT @serafinowicz: Jet Li has a Russian cousin, Jet Ski.

RT @templesmith: You can do a lot in your life but the size of the crowd at your funeral is still largely dependent on the weather.

I am ailed by 99 conundrums, but a female canine is not one of such.

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@femmefauxpas A date? Man, that guy's one lucky so-and-so...

Just described myself to a client as "one of those copy writers that wanders the office halls -- like a ghost with a thesaurus."

(And, yes, the Daredevil one sits on the other end of the bag. 'Cause it's Daredevil.)

Any idea who it may be, @tashny?

I don't know who sent it to me though. There was a very lovely letter attached, but I couldn't read the signature. Mushny? Bushy? Trushny?

Someone REALLY SWEET from Malaysia sent me a whole buncha Marvel badges! pic.twitter.com/5xlJvq4a

@lilytoddsikka LIKEWISE. Except it's a soft and light drizzle here. *looks down at manparts, cries*

@lilytoddsikka Clearly, the best place on blanet earth.

@lilytoddsikka kilz u

@lilytoddsikka *PUNCHES SELF IN BALLS REPEATEDLY*

@lilytoddsikka OOOH, BABY. I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK SADISTIC TO ME.

@lilytoddsikka Damn right you do. And just like good spice, you make things interesting, but leave me tearing.

@lilytoddsikka Did you know the first tie ever tied in the world was by a monkey with an attitude problem named Coco? #BoredMoxyMakesUpFacts