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It irritates me when men in my life say they've seen the light
That means the trunk isn't sealed tightly and I run the risk of them escaping
That means the trunk isn't sealed tightly and I run the risk of them escaping
Getting caught up on the news. Just spent the last hour reading the tattoos on Jesse James' girlfriend.
I'll be honest, you've got a head that'd scare dogs out of a butchers' shop but you've got a great rig. #putdownpickuplines
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They say there's someone out there for everyone.. Have you searched the Amazon for your match yet? #PutDownPickUpLines
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My heart stopped the sec you entered the room, then beat 1,000x/min as you walked my way.. Until I realized u were human #PutDownPickUpLines
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@MrBigFists I'll take "adorable" anytime. Really any description without the word "long" in it. #nursedthreekids #skislopes
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For heaven's sake PUT DOWN that porn magazine and help me PICK UP the cat shit that just fell out of the box! #putdownpickuplines
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You're lucky you don't have any good looks to rely on.. It's made your personality shine. #PutDownPickUpLines
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One for the ladies:
Boy, I knew you were special the way you wore your hat. In this light I realize it's your toupee.
#putdownpickuplines
Boy, I knew you were special the way you wore your hat. In this light I realize it's your toupee.
#putdownpickuplines
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