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Pitbull made a remix to Get Lucky why
"she didnt choose charmander"
*door gets busted in*
( (> frickin
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Sit down. Drank.
Stand up. Drank.
Fade it. Drank.
Push it. Drank.
Twist it. Drank.
Bop it. Drank. Bop it.
All jokes aside, Anne Frank would probably be just as psyched about the new Daft Punk album as the rest of us.
Any more questions on the topic of Justin Bieber being a dumbass?
Son, your mom and I have been fighting. She won. She has the championship belt now. If you want it, you'll have to challenge her live on RAW
Today on my Power Point presentation *clicks clicker* SLIDE TO THE LEFT
*clicks* SLIDE TO THE RIGHT
*clicks* CRISS CROSS
"Ma I made 3 friends on twitter today"
*mom stares at 3 fake twitter accounts she made, fights tears*
Now with my maybelline line of beauty care products, I don't just hide age, defy age! *screams at a calendar for an hour*
april fools! you're actually the only person in the world who farts. everyone else was just pretending so you wouldn't be embarrassed
Game of Thrones season premiere and Walking Dead finale ty Zombie Jesus
EVERYONE YOU LOVE OR RESPECT HAS AT SOME POINT PUSHED A PULL DOOR
Can't wait for Justin Bieber to start DJing
A guy at the bar made me chug a beer because I told him I wasn't a Toronto Maple Leafs fan. This is the Canadian version of waterboarding.
cover letter: hi my mom is making me apply for this job and i don't want it. if you call me for an interview i will burn your business down.
I received a lifetime ban from Target for screaming "Back with another one of those block rockin' BEATS!" and farting into the intercom.
hello 911? my sister just released my starter Pokemon into the wild
So this is where I put my obnoxious biography and act all pretentious to impress the people that are reading this? It is? Ok.