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  • MrFornicator
      Jamie Capria @MrFornicator

    I've opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50.

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Comedian, writer, and founder of Comedians For Cancer. The average person laughs 15 times a day… that's not nearly enough. http://favstar.fm/users/MrFornicator

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