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  • MrFornicator
      Jamie Capria @MrFornicator

    $25 an hour road construction guys holding a sign that says "Slow" are necessary because a $2 bag of sand can’t accomplish the same thing.

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Comedian, writer. and founder of Comedians For Cancer. The average person laughs 15 times a day… that's not nearly enough. Property of @Andrea__B__