Am glued to @dmreporter as it either plays out a meta-parody of hacking or has genuinely been hacked by utter tools.

Hmph. This polling station is full of kids.

Savile "loved fucking corpses and retards, or whatever you call spastics these days" says Paul Gambaccini, near enough.  http://bit.ly/OZgAN4 

Bronze, but to be fair she was against an ACTUAL OTTER.

Twitter went down? I didn't notice, I was on menshn.

@paul_cornell based on Battleship, I've been trying to convince people that The Hunger Games is an adaptation of Hungry Hungry Hippos.

FUCK YOU, COWELL, *THIS* IS A SATURDAY NIGHT.

Reading the shit Cameron was saying about doctors and their pensions. Yes, they do deserve lots of money, they are fucking DOCTORS.

@glinner "I THINK YOU'RE LYING TO ME, FIFTEEN YEAR OLD RAPE VICTIM!"

Look, Winter, just... let us know that Spring is safe. Put them on the phone so we know they're still alive.

Tubthumping on an advert for a firm of ambulance chasers? Keep sticking it to The Man, Chumbawamba! Yeah! Harder! Oh, The Man LIKES that!

It wOuld Be insufferable for me to tell America how to vote, so I aM not About to.

The cherub is BRILLIANT. RT @kallavelle Screw 'planking'! THIS is the new craze! :) #Funny http://t.co/5WKZaRD4

Imagine actually being stuck on a desert island with Mambo #5.

Via @daibhidc, the website of the band whose single Thatcher's supporters want us to buy.  http://www.notsensibles.com/site/home.htm 

Best bit is Muhammed Ali and Ovaltine. RT @riseofneon Time capsule found in Stretford Arndale http://t.co/8lKupRNK Just... wow.

LOCOG are going so hard for 'cartoon supervillain' status, I'm starting to think the Olympic flame was lit in the fires of Mount Doom.

Can't believe it's been a day since Thatcher died. Hey, hey, remember when.. when there was white dogshit and then Thatcher died? Spangles.

Me, on why libraries are a municipal box of delights, and they have not had their day, not at all.  http://bit.ly/YcRJnB 

Ironically, Kevin Bacon now resembles a strip of beef jerky.