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The Beer Store should have a McDonald's Playland for adults, just my 2 cents
Rob Ford cannot be stopped. Its like watching a high speed police chase, at some point you gotta just start cheering for the bad guy
Once got kicked out of Geography for refusing to believe that the great lakes weren't Joe, Rosseau, and Muskoka.
What's everyone in Muskoka doing tonight? I'd ask people in Toronto but I know they are just wishing they were here.
I say this every year but Beer store is closed can't be that good of a Friday
Carving Rob Ford's face into my pumpkin. Nothing wrong with a Crack O' Lantern! Oh! Be here all week!
My idea of a "cleanse" is puking before I start drinking again
Nice day out, probably gonna be some douchebags walking down main street Bracebridge with no shirt
If you're coming to Muskoka curve your hat or turn the fuck around at Washago
I am the Juan Pablo of Muskoka
I dont even call chicks I just put a sixer of Palm Bays on the end of my dock
Its Canada Day. Wait your fuckin turn America
I have my own theme park. Its called Muskoka.
Cant wait for summer so I can piss in the lake instead of on it
My blood alcohol level is off the charts. Mosquitoes don't bite me they do keg stands
Doesn't matter if the Leafs win or lose, cup is coming to Muskoka anyway, we win every year
I have enough empties to return that I could clothe Nicaragua, but theres a bottle drive @ Bracebridge Beer Store Saturday Im bringin em to