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Rob Ford cannot be stopped. Its like watching a high speed police chase, at some point you gotta just start cheering for the bad guy
Once got kicked out of Geography for refusing to believe that the great lakes weren't Joe, Rosseau, and Muskoka.
What's everyone in Muskoka doing tonight? I'd ask people in Toronto but I know they are just wishing they were here.
Carving Rob Ford's face into my pumpkin. Nothing wrong with a Crack O' Lantern! Oh! Be here all week!
If you're coming to Muskoka curve your hat or turn the fuck around at Washago
I dont even call chicks I just put a sixer of Palm Bays on the end of my dock
Its Canada Day. Wait your fuckin turn America
I have my own theme park. Its called Muskoka.
My blood alcohol level is off the charts. Mosquitoes don't bite me they do keg stands
Doesn't matter if the Leafs win or lose, cup is coming to Muskoka anyway, we win every year
Car dealers: Stop trying to upsell me on passenger side air bags. My wife rides shotgun.
Got my leaf blower cranked up and set to "Neighbor's Yard"
I bet Webers is a festival of idiots right about now
Kids' hamster died today so I whipped it in the lake. Not necessarily in that order.
My daughter wanted a stuffed animal for her birthday but started crying when I gave it to her. Never going to that taxidermy again.